bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Lmfao omg

(via rondelle)

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via ryanvallejo)

illkim:

When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about

image

(Source: illkim, via okaymad)

spenceromg:

peetasboxers:

BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS

Youre welcome

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via andrewquo)

suckmyvertical:

It’s never too late to drop out of school and become a stripper

(via andrewquo)

(Source: yoncehaunted, via okaymad)

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(Source: shoegazedad, via ryanvallejo)

(Source: rory-williams, via okaymad)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

It’ll definitely lead to violence

(via ryanvallejo)

illustratosphere:

Extraordinary miniature paintings by Lorraine Loots | Tumblr | Instagram

(via amodemidestino)

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

(via sophisticated-stoner)

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: brenodnurie, via sophisticated-stoner)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via andrewquo)